I am proud to say that never in my life have I ever even walked by a TV set that had the Super Bowl on.
Hopefully, as you continue down the road of life, you will have other things to be proud of and to announce to the world.
/snarky comments (of which I am NOT proud)
PS If your comment was, in fact, satire, then my comment never happened... The Vast Right(Left?) Wing Conspiracy is trying to impugn my reputation!
I salute you. I haven’t watched a stupor bowl since the early 80s.