[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

That took a pair!

DANG!

[Secret Agent Man]

that’s ballsy.

[Jonty30]

He must have giant-sized testes to shoot a bullet into them. If I had such an act of idiocy, the bullet would go through them.

[House Atreides]

LOL — This perp obviously neglected to take a safe handgun handling course.

Well, Karma is a pain in the balls.

[jughandle]

Should have kept your finger off the trigger...

[jazusamo]

Dontcha just hate it when you sack yourself, Johnson?

[lightman]

Doesn’t qualify for Darwin but it does clean up the gene pool.

[Octar]

Yo.

[Kirkwood]

He needs to change his first name to Les.

[Seaplaner]

...and felon in possession of a firearm.

Gun control laws (this happens to be a good one) mean nothing to felons.

They will always be armed.

(Gun safety rules appear to be similarly disregarded, heh heh.)

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[Eagles6]

I don’t care who you are, now that’s funny!

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Doesn’t someone have a genital mutilation ping list? This certainly qualifies.

[Revolting cat!]

Goodbye balls!

[Chode]

coulda been worse, title coulda said Johnson shoots self in Johnson...

[Pilgrim's Progress]

The article says he “ran away” . . . given the circumstances, I hardly think he was running . . . maybe hobbling, most likely just sat down and waited for the cops.

[DeFault User]

demanded he hand over his property

I wonder what property that was???

If it were drugs, I bet he wishes it was a lidocaine patch.

From the website:

Lidocaine helps to reduce sharp/burning/aching pain as well as discomfort caused by skin areas that are overly sensitive to touch. Lidocaine belongs to a class of drugs known as local anesthetics. It works by causing a temporary loss of feeling in the area where you apply the patch.

[Revolting cat!]

Does this incident qualify as gentile manipulation?

[TaMoDee]

News item: Joseph Johnson changes name to Josephine Johnson. Josephine tells Local News Channel that she couldn’t wait for a court order.

[Fireone]

Oh, nuts!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Excellent!!!