” I went over to the local gas station to get my propane bottle filled for the heater i was using to thaw my frozen water pipes but they said their propane pump was froze up”
Okay, that reminded of something:
I went to the dam to get some dam water. But the dam keeper said I couldn’t have any dam water so I told the dam keeper to keep his dam water.
Just because...
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http://buford.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/intense-fire-strikes-buford-dam-store
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“...A fire at the Dam Store, located at 1250 Buford Dam Road...”