Hook a giant balloon to it, fill it with helium, then lift Yellowstone up and carry away and drop it on the middle east. That way when Yellowstone erupts, it’ll be there problem not ours.
Hey, hit it with a nuclear bunker buster...Send it down 700 feet and detonate it...
That’ll get the helium out.
I think you got something there!
(but go see a doctor to be sure)