Obama to Putin: “You’d better STOP before I yell ‘STOP’ again!! Or next time, you Russian brute, I’ll send you a double-secret, strongly worded letter of concern! And it that doesn’t work, I’ll stamp my dainty foot!”
Dang, ya beat me to it! He doesn't even have the guts of a "Dean Wormer" to put them on double secret probation and kick them off campus....