[AppyPappy]

I’m using that one.

“Mr Appypappy, That speed limit sign said 45 and you were driving 60”
“I couldn’t understand it. I’m no good with numbers. I have Numberexia..myalga..complex syndrome”
“You are free to go”.

[Night Hides Not]

“Mr Appypappy, That speed limit sign said 45 and you were driving 60”

Why not try the Sammy Hagar defense: I can't drive 55!