I explain that: No ... in contrast to the actual racists -- that is, the tens of millions of people who, simply because of the color of his skin, voted for him and continue to show him unconditional support no matter what he does -- the "Brown" part of the "Brown Clown" moniker is that everything he touches turns to sh--! The "Clown" part, of course, is because he has demonstrated repeatedly that he possesses neither sufficient intellect nor, more importantly, the wisdom to do his job as president of all Americans ... truly the product of "infirmative" action.
The response is usually in the form of a scream that sounds something like "you're a pug-in-ash-pole" or something like that ...