[mikethevike]

Problem is, I actually want bacon I can eat! This sounds more like torture :)

[Rio]

or popcorn:

http://www.tuaw.com/2013/12/10/pop-dongle-makes-your-iphone-smell-like-popcorn-get-it-while-it/

[old gringo]

just put phone between 2 slices of bread and chow down.