The Ten Commandments (In Ebonics)
1. I be God. Don’ be dissing me.
2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.
3. Don’ be callin me for no reason - homey don’ play that.
4. Y’all betta be in church on Sundee.
5. Don’ dis ya mama ... an if ya know who ya daddy is, don’ dis him neither.
6. Don’ ice ya bros.
7. Stick to ya own woman.
8. Don’ be liftin no goods.
9. Don’ be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies.
10. Don’ be eyein’ ya homie’s crib, ride, or nothin.
LOL! Love it, passed it along
In fact, they could change the SAT to an all-Ebonics test, and some non-Obama-son, likely an Asian kid, is still going to get the best score.