Conspiracy theorist alert; You got that right. All Hands On Deck! I just got back from 711, bought myself two rolls of Tinfoil to make new Brain Protectors, just for me!!
All of this speculation reminded me of this great line in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:
“My best friends sisters boyfriends brothers girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night”