Would you like to join my club? It’s called GRAVITAS: Gravity Remains A Vital Instrument To All Species
We’ll petition Congress for money to study gravity. Our headquarters will be a tropical island. We’ll use hammocks and fans for cooling. We will take our nourishment through straws or plates of delicious food. Then, after plenty of experimentation, we’ll report back our findings and ask for more funding.
Gravity is very complex and may take decades to understand.
What do you think?
Sign me up for some of that live action.