[Lazamataz]

However. Any of ya’ll ever been in a deposition? Any of ya’ll actually believe the deposing attorney respected you? They will ask the most stupid, inane, questions. Questions that have nothing to do with the case. Try giving them an answer they don’t like. And we’ll see just who is being “disrespectful”.

Agreed. At my last deposition, the deposing attorney greeted me in this way: "You festering maggot, you boil on the butt of life, I have a few questions for your insignificant and feeble mind. First question: Why are you a rat's ball-hair? Why do you ooxe and spew the most noxious semi-liquid contents whereever your heinous self goes? Why are you a yak-penis?

[OneWingedShark]

I think the proper response to that line of questions is: Because I love you.

;)

[saleman]

“Agreed. At my last deposition, the deposing attorney greeted me in this way: “You festering maggot, you boil on the butt of life, I have a few questions for your insignificant and feeble mind. First question: Why are you a rat’s ball-hair? Why do you ooxe and spew the most noxious semi-liquid contents whereever your heinous self goes? Why are you a yak-penis?”

Dang. You really did get a tough one. Mine was just an arrogant, condescending prick.