AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
1 posted on
03/11/2014 8:44:18 AM PDT by
Biggirl
To: NonValueAdded; LibertyisSpecial; HOYA97; ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); StoneWall Brigade; ...
Giant Rush Limbaugh Show PING LIST. :)=^..^=
Good Morning/Afternoon, megaRushIsBackdittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=
PING!:)=^..^=
2 posted on
03/11/2014 8:46:23 AM PDT by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: Biggirl
Only made it through 30 seconds and “booked” out.
10 posted on
03/11/2014 9:13:01 AM PDT by
WinMod70
To: Biggirl
I’m arriving late, but just in time for book talk....
Evidently, there is a rumor going around that the National Guard is confiscating weapons in Conn. Do any of you have any insight? I suspect it is a hoax, but in this upside down world you never know.
12 posted on
03/11/2014 9:15:27 AM PDT by
CSM
(Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: Biggirl
The best parts about Mark Steyn hosting:
1) Mark Steyn
2) No book reports
18 posted on
03/11/2014 9:23:51 AM PDT by
Dr.Deth
To: Biggirl
OK, evidently there isn’t anything happening important enough for Rush today.
Otta’ here.
To: Biggirl
Loser show so far. Book...golf...fluff stuff
29 posted on
03/11/2014 9:37:33 AM PDT by
citizen
(There is always free government cheese in the mouse trap.....https://twitter.com/kracker0)
Is capitalism good or not.
Yes, the book talk gets a bit much, but it could be worse: Obama’s books being mandatory(if not already in some places, I do not know for sure) for all school children, public or home-schooled...At least it’s Rush’s books...
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