imho, you are above average intelligence.
One of the stories my husband told me was about going to pick up the girl he was dating before me. The girl’s dad invited him to his study...that was filled with guns. The story made me lol. He never tried anything with her. (Or so he said, lol)
When my wife’s niece was about to be married the future husband comes to my wife’s brother to ask for her hand. He asked the kid if he loved his daughter. Kid say’s yes. He asked how much do you love her? Kid says; Mr.ee...”I love her enough to die for her”. Wife’s brother says” that’s good...because I love her enough to kill for her”!!!!