[The Sons of Liberty]

Government Workers Cost 45% More Than Private Sector Workers - Duhhhhh!!

Not surprising, since most that I've seen are at least 100% lazier and 50% less intelligent.

[Don Corleone]

This disparity brought down at least two of the great Chinese Dynasty’s centuries ago. Bloated, expensive and top heavy they crushed the nation they were supposed to serve.

[FerociousRabbit]

Not surprising, since most that I’ve seen are at least 100% lazier and 50% less intelligent.
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I think you meant 100% lazier and 500% less intelligent but I am not sure that it is possible to be 500% less intelligent. We now need a government funded study to determine if it is possible to be 500% less intelligent.

To conduct the study we need to hire additional government workers to compensate for the 100% lazier government employees who are too lazy to actually conduct the study and form a new agency to oversee the newly hired 100% lazier employees who are as yet of an undetermined percentage of mental acuity less than the population at large. We also need to pay them much more than they are worth to lure the best and brightest away from the over-payed private sector.

Or, as one Freeper on a related thread would vehemently contend, government workers already make far less than their private sector counterparts so we will probably need to conduct a study on the injustice of low government wages and their impact upon the laziness and reduced mental acuity of government workers which will call for more government hires to...

How big is that national debt again?

[353FMG]

And get longer vacations and more sick days.