Well come on man, Ted supports the constitution, is for freedom and the individual, is an excellent role model for kids, teaches them the importance of confidence and being the best you can be, never drank nor smoked dope in his life, hates tyranny and other destroyers of freedom, kills for his own food rather than have someone do it for him, and he makes great music . I mean really, who would want that kind of guy around?
I suggest you listen to "Journey To The Center Of The Mind" by the Amboy Dukes.