“Don’t mention the war.”
“Don’t mention the war.”
Hahaha, yeah...
Q: “Hey, I notice in the German travel brochure that there is no mention of the war between 1939 and 1945, what is the deal.”
German tour guide: “We were all on vacation.”
Q: “No I’m pretty sure Germany invaded Poland”
German tour guide: “No, we were all on vacation, punch was served.”