Saul Liebowitz was having dinner with his wife when he suddenly confessed “I have a mistress and she’s sitting over there”. His wife was aghast and blurted out “How could you do this to me?”. Saul responded “All Jewish men have mistresses. Gabe Fleishman’s mistress is sitting two tables over from us”. His wife looked over and responded “Our’s is much prettier”.
That’s funny right there.
Too funny.