“Set fire to Piers Morgan.”
We’re of the same mind, because I was thinking of Jeremy Clarkson’s comment when I read your post but had not yet opened the video. Clarkson would drag Piers behind an F1 car for a lap or two, given the chance. Or maybe Piers could have done a “ride along” in the rocket-propelled Mini that Top Gear sent down the ski jump at Lilihammer!