Posted on 04/06/2014 7:30:19 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
I'm 52, and in the last year have stopped coloring my hair. I was a natural brunette, and grayed prematurely like my dad, so I am nearly all silver.
Now that my hair is lighter it seems that people of all ages talk to me more than when my hair was brown.
I was checking out at Walgreens recently and the cashier was a 30-something male. As he started ringing up my purchases, he said, "did you find every....wow, you are really pretty". I was a bit taken aback by it - I'm not used to being complimented.
“She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin’ at her jugs.”
Like the blond gal at the store that was repeatedly touching various parts of her body. I asked her if she was all right.
She laughed. “Oh I’m fine - it is how I remember what I need to pick up. A head of lettuce, two gallons of milk, and some Fantastic.”
I never feel ignored by my husband, and that’s what matters!
Ditto. Mrs. Doomonyou is six years older than me, but after 28 years, best days of our lives.
Congrats! And may they get better yet!
You know what they say,
"Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes clear to the bone."
“I’m running for Miss America when I’m 100 - only 20 more years to go.”
Congratulations! But be careful. At the age of 90, my mom, with the only thing wrong with her being a slight case of arthritis, said “And to think I would be saying ‘Oh - to be 80 again!’.
Maybe they’re artificial.
OK, hubby and I are laughing so hard we’re crying. I can hardly see to type.
Well, I have to say, I’m beginning to feel that way. After being a size 4, even after kids, the ol’ metabolism comes to a sceeching halt and the pounds are harder to lose (and, I have to say...I love food and am a good cook, unfortunately). Still....it’s about your outlook and what you project. Priorities. Soul.
And so the joke is continued...........
Maybe they’re artificial.
;-)
It was a joke. Some relate to it and some don’t. ;-)
I like your attitude.
A woman with a belly might have borne a few children. What is any man’s excuse?
Like with all other things, jokes can also be low quality. And I know what Marcia Blackburn (R-TN), Bo Derek, Sarah Palin and Dave Barry look like, too.
;)
What is any man’s excuse?
well maybe women drove them to over drink or over eat..lol...two can play this blame game.
Really? I still get hit on all the time and my boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful and a very sexy woman.
Having said that, there are some men who need to look in the mirror, too.
you have a point there.....
Jeff Dunham: [talking about Walter’s wife] She’s a lovely lady.
Walter: She’s getting old.
Jeff Dunham: Well, women age like... like fine wine.
Walter: She’s aging like milk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1LG_Neofn0
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