[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

“...they felt like a couple of coconut halves.

Really creepy.”

Creeped by breasts like coconut halves? Ah, come on...you are having us on, our FRiend!

[batterycommander]

There is a sixtish lady at work who sometimes likes to rub her low hanging fruit against my arm. But at 72 even Viagra doesn’t help me so I ignore the, er, complement.

[cuban leaf]

Creeped by breasts like coconut halves? Ah, come on...you are having us on, our FRiend!

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When my sister had them removed and got fake ones it’s what it felt like when she hugged me. It just doesn’t feel natural to me.

I think I need to change the subject...

[Lizavetta]

Creeped by breasts like coconut halves?

I'm guessing that's his way of saying they were plastic boobs.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Maybe they’re artificial.

[GailA]

lumpy implants maybe?

I told my cry baby, baby sis who was complaining about her 32A cup, told her I’d trade her the 34DD any day, BACK pain city. Watch what you wish for. I weigh 122 lbs, take care of my skin, hair and hubby and I go places, I have special clothes just for his eyes. Mom said to be what you want in the bedroom, be a lady in public. Mom was right.