My wife’s high school girlfriend has such large mamaries that she’s considered a breast reduction, but apparently her husband likes them. Me, I’m thinking they are like a couple of large tube socks ‘cause my wife sez that when she’s not wearing a bra they hang below her belly button.
I was literally laughing out loud while I typed that. It’s another word picture that just cracks me up. And causes me to involuntarily kinda shudder.
(sadly however, you seem to have let that vignette fish slip the hook d:^)