‘I was in a store a while back buying some milk and this HOT lady in her fifties reached in the case and got 2% milk. I said “You’re a perfect advertisement for that.”’
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin’ at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
“She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin’ at her jugs.”
Like the blond gal at the store that was repeatedly touching various parts of her body. I asked her if she was all right.
She laughed. “Oh I’m fine - it is how I remember what I need to pick up. A head of lettuce, two gallons of milk, and some Fantastic.”