[so_real]

National knife registry? Conceal carry knife permit? Cool off period prior to knife purchase? Designated knife-free zones? Zero tolerance knife policies? Knife background check? And --- after all that stupidity --- we'll move on to the same for screwdrivers, utility blades, and sharpened sticks.

[smokingfrog]

Ban assault knives. (Anything over 3 inches long, sharp and pointy.)