I'll take expensive, quality, and simple over complex at the same price. You won't even get me to look at cheap and complex, as all I'm thinking is “trouble”.
If I had backside issues, a bidet feature might interest me, but I don't and it doesn't. Its not that I've never had the experience, its just that I don't value it.
Warm seats? No thanks. I'm just doing my business and then I'm moving along.
Next thing I know, you'll be trying to sell me toilet paper without the bark in it ;-)
At some point, bidet toilets will catch on like wildfire.
I realized that when a poster here said something on another thread a while back, and once that becomes part of national awareness on sanitation, it will become a trend to add bidet toilets seats and modifications.
I forget how the poster pointed it out but what was revealed to me was, “why does a modern American feel comfortable with merely wiping excrement off their skin with tissues, and leaving it at that?”
For people who use bleach cleaning products, wash their vegetables, and use antiseptic soaps for everyday washing, how quickly do you think the advertisers can make mere skin wiping with paper, gross?