Cows fitted with ignighters?
My son and I were just busting a gut speculating, wife is still shaking her head!
Ooh, ooh, like on a BBQ grill! The action of the cow flipping it’s tail ignites a Piezo spark which burns off the methane?
I smell, um, a federal grant!
600 million dollars later:
“Well, we fed Test Subject Z a crate of cabbage and sewed prototype X1BVII to her ahhh ....
“Rectum?”
“It nearly killed her.”