[TurboZamboni]

There’s a local mexican restaurant I quit going to after I witnessed one of the waitstaff’s kids outside taking a crap in the street.
Never went there again.

When India's done with the mascot, he can come work games in Minnesota at Target Field.

[Norm Lenhart]

Saw basically that in San Antonio when I went to my kid’s graduation from Basic training. Walmart parking lot. One kid takes a dump by the car, mother changes another kids diaper, tosses it on the ground and away they drove.