Wait a minute here; if the rotting corpses were giving off that much CO2 shouldn’t that have ended the Little Ice Age.
Aren’t the Goreistas claiming that CO2 is the worst greenhouse gas ever, after cow farts? Shouldn’t the rotting corpses have caused Gorebal Warming on a massive scale?
Now your just starting to confuse me and that’s not being GREEN you know.
It is the mix of Chemicals from the rotting bodies that affected the CO2 and opened the ozone hole and caused the Thames to freeze.
Luckily there were enough rib bones available to encourage winter sports and thus build the bodies of the survivors up so they could survive the Gorebull cooling.
Imagine if Queen Mooch was around then, no bread, no eggs, no beef and no mutton, not counting suet pudding a favorite of mine, with hard sauce.
You need eggs for Brioche and a lot of butter, Mooch could have saved the French Royal Family.