And Now, the Throuple: Why Shouldn’t These Three Ladies Be Allowed to Marry Each Other if They Want?

Pajamas Media ^ | 04/24/2014 | Bryan Preston

[SeekAndFind]

Doll, Brynn and Kitten (their real names as far as I know) live in Massachusetts. Despite the fact that Massachusetts legalized same-sex marriage via court edict years ago, it still oppresses those who wish for something more.

Brynn and Doll dated for eight months before moving in together. Two years later, they purchased a house together.

Having both enjoyed polygamous relationships before, Doll and Brynn looked for a third woman to join them. After a few failed liaisons, Doll and Brynn created an OKCupid couple’s profile. Eventually, they received a message from Kitten.

Good ol’ OkCupid, flinging the arrows of love hither and yon. Except when it’s flinging hate at Brendan Eich, anyway.

Doll, Brynn and Kitten went for dinner at a Chinese Restaurant for their first date and immediately liked each other.

Doll says: ‘There was an instant attraction with Kitten but I think we all really bonded when we baked cookies together on our fourth date. I didn’t know what love was until the three of us clicked like that.’

Brynn adds: ‘With Doll and Kitten, things finally made sense. It was as if the puzzle was finally complete with all three pieces.’

Within a few months, Kitten moved in with Doll and Brynn. Two years later, they decided to get married after Kitten proposed the idea to them.

Kitten says: ‘I had always wanted to get married and I guess Doll and Brynn indulged my wishes! I had a very traditional upbringing and marriage had always been an important symbol of commitment for me. We wanted to celebrate our love in a wedding like everyone else.’

Well, of course. The heart wants what the heart wants.

The threesome spent several date nights planning their dream wedding – making decorations and shopping for matching traditional, white gowns.

Brynn says: ‘Planning our wedding was hectic. It took a lot more organizing because there were three brides involved.

Kitten, Brynn and Doll had to work with the legalities of the state to get married to each other. As being married to more than one person is not currently legal, they had to combine handfasting, legally binding documents and legal marriage.

Well, why isn’t being married to more than one person legal? What’s the rationale behind that? They’re consenting adults, so what’s the big deal? It must be equal parts hatred and intolerance. That’s what the courts keep saying in their rulings on marriage. You may have a problem with the throuple, but who are you to draw the line?

They should sue. They’ll win.

Read the rest. The trio plan to use science and/or adoption to obtain children. It’s a good thing no Catholic will be involved if they go the adoption route.

[Nevadan]

The middle one looks like she(?) has an adam’s apple.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Or the following against their will;

Interested 3rd party.
Stalker.
Some guy from the web who had nothing better to do.
A stranger who wasn’t even at the ceremony but wants to be added at a later date.

If they’re playing anything goes, then why limit it?

[longhair]

I live in California - can I marry some 30-rd magazines?

[ken5050]

Q: Would Laz hit it?

A: It all depends on what the definition of "it" is..

[Gay State Conservative]

In Massachusetts,unlike in many states,marriage licenses are public records open to *anyone*...including those who have no relationship to the people involved.I know this because I've done lots of family genealogy research here and that policy makes searching *much* easier than in,say,New Hampshire (where I also have family) which is a closed records state...as are most states.

Anyone could so to the Vital Records Archives in Boston and,if they had an approximate date when the "marriage" occurred they could find out the details.

I'm retired and have time on my hands...maybe I'll do it.

[mountainlion]

“transgendered”

Self mutilation.

[John O]

and the liberals scoff at the words “slippery slope”

In a few years you’ll need a extra-special permit to just have one man married to one woman.

[GeronL]

Bump

[Gay State Conservative]

Q: Would Laz hit it? A: It all depends on what the definition of "it" is..

I'd hit it...times three.But with a crowbar.One "hit" each.

[oh8eleven]

... we all really bonded when we baked cookies together on our fourth date.

[MeshugeMikey]

there we have it. It may just be...a “cross dresser”

the names of these three seem a bit to cutesy to be authentic.

I smell a hoax

[goldstategop]

Why can’t a man marry his dog? Liberals have no answer now that they have stripped the institution of marriage of all meaning.

Love is a just a number right - or a species.

[DannyTN]

I looked up "Handfasting". It's a wiccan marriage. They are witches.

Exo 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[1217Chic]

That’s not a marriage it’s a licker cabinet.

[SeekAndFind]

[shelterguy]

Guess which one can pee standing up.

[Gay State Conservative]

I live in California - can I marry some 30-rd magazines?

Gunnery Sergent Hartment seems to this you could.He told his recruits that they were "married to this piece".

[Gay State Conservative]

seems to this = seems to think

[dhs12345]

And when we’d made this point, the left said that it was a stupid point and that it would never happen.

[Gay State Conservative]

I wonder when Mass. will let you marry your dog?

Well wonder no longer...me and my precious little Dachshund,"Snuggles",are tying the knot tomorrow.The ceremony will take place at the First Unitarian/Universalist "Church" in Cambridge.

You're *all* invited!