That's because Scoutmaster is better than you.
If that's a poke at me, then the answer is 'riiiight. You know better," and I'm still buying you a candy bar on the way to the Shoot.
If that's a poke at PTL, then the answer is "no, you know better," and I'm no longer buying the candy bar on the way to the Shoot (but you know better, the whole 'good always triumphs over evil" blindness and all).