Local to me BFL, gotta see just how well you guys roast the lackwit.
'We’re praying for the deputy and everything to be fine with him. ..""
I think the CO must have broke out laughing hysterically after issuing this statement. I mean, "praying"? Over a torn lip?? I simply cannot picture him saying that with a straight face.
I'm sure the other guys at the station will be yucking it up at his expense tomorrow.