“But if I were ever to lose her, the last thing in the world I would do is look for a replacement.”
Lost her after 52 years,3 great problem free kids. My “one life,one wife” attitude is a little old fashioned I guess....
An old man was walking along the sidewalk when he happened upon a frog. He stopped to examine it, and was amazed as the frog began to speak to him.
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“I am not a frog, but a beautiful young princess upon whom a terrible incantation has been cast. If you would only break the spell by giving me a kiss, I would be transformed back to a woman, and my gratitude would know no bounds. I will become your slave, and fulfill your every desire.”
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The old man thought about it for a moment, then picked up the frog and put it in his coat pocket.
The frog-princess cried out from inside the pocket. “Didn’t you hear what I said? You could have a beautiful young princess as your very own.”
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The old man said, “At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”