One bright day in the middle of the night,
One dead Climate Change policy got up to fight,
Against the deniers that Science said were right,
The Socialist leader told the Army to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn’t see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
The dummy was Al Gore, who hasn’t a clue.
The cheerleaders were the IPCC.
No freedom or prosperity for you,
And none for me.
There’s a consensus,
The news-anchors showing us polar bears cry “boo hoo”
If you don’t believe this lie is true,
Ask the president, he lies about it too.
^CORRECTION:
One COULD see!
Guess which one...
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