[Loyalist]

This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

--Monty Python

[Mom MD]

hes not dead, he’s just pining for the fjords

[muir_redwoods]

The older I get the more the world resembles an acid-flavored sit com.

[ecomcon]

“I don’t want to go on the cart”.

[RichInOC]

“’E’s pinin’ for Nirvana, Sir.”

[Billthedrill]

Perhaps he’s only mostly dead.

[Veto!]

There are stories in India about gurus whose bodies went into a deep trance for years. No vital signs. But they didn’t need refrigeration to keep from rotting. And they eventually woke up.

So, this guy is a phony guru and definitely dead.

[Snickering Hound]

[PGR88]

It would help if Maharaj mentioned he was planning to come back.

[Blood of Tyrants]

[Red Badger]

[Talisker]

This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot. --Monty Python

I don't care what religion you are, this is funny!

[pleasedontzotme]

Thatcher did it better.

[Viennacon]

Will they try this with the Obamas to keep them in the WH forever.

[gundog]

Fakir.