[Ouderkirk]

Any male who matriculates into a college without first taking the student handbook to a lawyer is a fool.

[Little Bill]

When my brother was in college in the early ‘70’s he had women crawling in his window to be raped by him. Admittedly it was a very strange time, a very liberal school, and he looked like Mick Jaeger.

Some of the rapees have recognizable names so that they shall remain anonymous.