Mothers get one day. Fathers get one day. Grandparents get one day. Black history gets a whole month. Sodomy gets a whole month. I have no clue where we are now, Toto.
Don’t forget Lincoln and Washington used to get a day, but now they get half a day.....
Veterans’ Day, Armed Forces Day, Memorial Day all get one day. But did you know that July is National Pickle Month?
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