When is middle aged, straight, white, Christian, male month. Oh yeah we are the only minority not aloud to be offended.
Every day I celebrate middle-aged, straight, white guys! I’m married to one and he is the very best. These are the men - as Camille Paglia has often pointed out - who created and sustained western civilization.
I am sorry but you will immediately be sent to the reeducation facility at Camp Whitey. The fact that you seem ignorant of the fact that "middle aged, straight, white, Christian, male" are racist and never, ever to be condoned let alone celebrated shows that you are a barbarian and cannot be allowed in open society until you have been adjusted appropriately.