[mikrofon]

“Is there anyone who will ask Barack Obama to stop chewing on his gum like a cowboy?”

A REAL cowboy wouldn't be chewing gum or a Nicotine substitute, he'd be chewing TOBACCO…

(NTBCW with his bea- er, "wife" who IS Chewbacca ;)

[Vendome]

You wouldn’t expect him to chew Redman.

That’d be Wascist.