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To: bamahead

A nasty but cool thought. The baker should make the cake, and then put two plastic naked men on top giving each other a BJ.

He should also have little plastic dildos sticking out of the sides of the cake.

If they wanted a cake, they’re gonna get one and then some.

Complying with fascist laws can be fun if you know how to do it right.


4 posted on 06/06/2014 5:02:38 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
Should bake a chocolate fudge wedding cake.


7 posted on 06/06/2014 5:05:50 PM PDT by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

I’d lace the cake with saltpeter as well - goodbye honeymoon!


8 posted on 06/06/2014 5:07:51 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Do you want them mounted?No,holding hands will do.


11 posted on 06/06/2014 5:09:48 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
The baker should make the cake, and then put two plastic naked men on top giving each other a BJ.

And the devil takes another soul.

13 posted on 06/06/2014 5:16:06 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
He should also have little plastic dildos sticking out of the sides of the cake.

Are you kidding?! If he did that, he probably would triple his gay clientele.

33 posted on 06/06/2014 6:58:05 PM PDT by McBuff
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