Missouri trooper returns to work after drowning

Columbia Daily Tribune ^ | 6/10/14 | AP

[Fightin Whitey]

Missouri trooper returns to work after drowning

That guy is all wet.

[Fightin Whitey]

Wonder if his name is Lazarus?

I heard he goes by Bobby.

[Salamander]

That’s nothing.

Here, they run down pedestrians and get away with it.

http://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/deputy-who-struck-and-killed-pedestrian-will-not-be-charged/article_d3b332b6-f244-11e3-a526-0017a43b2370.html

That’s like the third one this year.

[Salamander]

That’s nothing.

Here, they run down pedestrians and get away with it.

http://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/deputy-who-struck-and-killed-pedestrian-will-not-be-charged/article_d3b332b6-f244-11e3-a526-0017a43b2370.html

That’s like the third one this year.

[bamahead]

Libertarian ping! Click here to get added or here to be removed or post a message here!

[Gene Eric]

>> on suspicion of boating while intoxicated

I’m guessing Ellingson had his beer goggles on.

So are we going to fault LEOs for arrestees that decide to spring from a moving patrol car?

[Still Thinking]

[facepalm]

[Tax-chick]

Even zombies can’t afford to lose their health insurance benefits!

[Still Thinking]

The Won’ll throw them under the jail! Gotta criminalize them to insure them, don’t ya know!

[Tax-chick]

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