Throwing a plastic bag of dog poop on your neighbors lawn?
That’s amateurish.
Here is the proper way to do it:
1 - Scoop poop up and place in a paper bag
2 - Place paper bag in front of target’s front door
3 - Set paper bag on fire
4 - Ring door bell frantically
5 - Run down to sidewalk
6 - Watch target open door and stomp on bag to put out the fire