All my records were on my hard drive, which was recycled.
IRS: We need the documentation for that business trip you deducted during the week of June 13, 2011.
TAXPAYER: Damn, my hard drive crashed and I lost all documentation for the week of June 13, 2011. But I haven’t lost any documentation ever since you contacted me for this audit, so I owe you no apologies! KMA.