It is truly impressive to watch someone so thoroughly embody everything that drives people away from Christianity. Holier than thou? Check. Arrogance? Check. Butchering doctrine? Check. Having the only true answers? Check.
Jesus, save us from your follower, Amen.
Room 12 indeed.
Actually, Norm, they have also driven themselves quite a tad off road from the tenents of the faith, as well.