[BlackElk]

We COULD interest the newly arrived in actual American sports by setting up federal handout programs to give them baseball uniforms, bats, balls and gloves, football uniforms, helmets and footballs, etc. Another actually worthwhile idea to acclimate the waves of undocumented Demonrats to our shores would be federal programs like firearm stamps and ammunition stamps and vocational high school programs in urban marksmanship.

Soccer, while totally boring, has the advantage for poor immigrants of needing only a field, two goals, some sneakers, shorts and T-shirts and maybe athletic cups for the boys.

[1rudeboy]

But how do we prevent commies and libs from cheering for the USA? A question only a True Conservative™ can answer.

[dragnet2]

Demonrats?

I like it.