[The_Republic_Of_Maine]

"Paying less than the cost of transport likely isn’t going to get their attention.

Will you go $5?"

Yup, COD to the northern coast of Maine, near New Brunswick. COD, meaning certified check on delivery, not cash, like coin of the realm or gold.

[thackney]

Agreed.

There is also the 20% transaction fee that will need to be paid in advanced. 20% unloading fee, 15% what the heck do I do with this ship now fee, and 6% just because fee. All paid in advanced.