“Tipsy Hillary”?
Hillary don’t get “tipsy”. She gets s**t-faced,stinking drunk. Then she starts ambling around until she falls down.
“Look at me! I’m a ballerina! I always wanted to be a ballerina. So did Bill. I mean, he wanted me to be a ballerina. Barney Frank actually wanted to be a ballerina, though. My heart wants to dance! Dance! I’m the Sugar Plum Fairy! No, that’s Rahm. I can jump across this room!.........OK, that didn’t work so well. How much do you think a table like that costs? Really? I guess I’ll have to give another speech. “
Your quote is probably as "reliable" as Ed Klein's. Actually your quote is more believable.
Her problem is her mother made her take Tap instead of Ballet