[Fightin Whitey]

Don't know what we do in a situation like this.

Mugshot courtesy Billings (Montana) Gazette & Billings PD, June 1st 2014:

Maynard Kinel Whiteman, accused of using a padlock in a downtown Billings assault

[Still Thinking]

But that guy’s named after a WhiteMan, the only demographic it’s OK to offend. Nothing to see here, move on.

[EinNYC]

I dunno, I think I take offense at “Whiteman” as a name for this obviously NOT white criminal piece of garbage. Oh. So he must be forced to change his name, because of the offense his name gives.