Bingo. Marriage is the union of a man and a woman.
“gay” marriage is like dry water. It doesn’t exist.
What if I want to proclaim that I am a Doberman pinscher. Does that make it so?
Yes, it makes it so. And everybody must refer to you as such. It is all up to you. You get to determine the reality others must abide.
Alas, Brave New Babylon