If English is their first language
This shows an alarming racis tendency on your part. While true that many Affrimative Action Appointees have a shaky grasp of English, pointing it out could also cause these armed LEOs who hold your life and that of your dog in their hands, a loss of self esteem. Pre-PTS could result, with the unwanted consequence of inappropriate behavior.
I hope you understand why I am taking your keyboard away.
Because the stupid burns?