Oh bullshit
I’ve seen 3 vaginals and 2 caesarean*
Women worry it’ll ruin the mystique of the coochie for hubby to see the tearing and blood and poop and afterbirth
Lol....did not reduce my desire for my woman by even one molecule to this very day
Silly girls.
Women...sex...kids....looking back ...everything else is crumbs
And I led that big life frustrated folks write about.....pales next to what a super hot southern belle who loves being a woman...a wife and a mom brings to the table
So hell yes...get yer sorry horndog ass in there.....yes...you really did do this to her......she will remind you trust me.....hold her hand....support her ....insist they keep her block well dosed....tell her you love her....but don’t drone on obnoxiously
And joke about frying the placenta like hippies with the OB...while mommy is screaming and pushing...lol
* I never knew livers looked like big flat eggplants
.helluva man...
Southern girls of a certain station actually wear makeup to delivery and have their hair done....and take fashionable PJs and gowns...lol...when I protested as Wifey prepared before heading to hospital she and my mom hissed at meike I was crazy to question such customs
Yep. Hair and nails were done beforehand.
I wore makeup for all 3 of mine. My mom purchased the fashionable PJ’s and robe (matching, of course). Had my hair done about 3 days prior for each. Last 2 were totally unplanned so I just lucked out with that.
Hubby didn’t say anything about my primping. Although he did question all the froofy clothes for the newborn daughter. Both grandmothers hissed at him for that. My babies came home in hand stitched (entirely), hand embroidered antique organza dresses with matching booties and hair bands.
You’ve likely driven by the hospital I had my kids in a bazillion times. Maybe even born there yourself. Nobody batted an eye at my primping or the daughter’s clothes.
And hubby was in the OR all 3 times. He was fascinated. He’s cleaned & butchered his own deer since he was 12 or 13 so he wasn’t grossed out at all.
I, on the other hand, had to tell him to stop giving me the play by play. I did get grossed out. I don’t want to know all the details about that, just give me the baby when you’re done.